Today during Hot Rod's Science lesson we were talking about Giant Pandas and their dwindling numbers. I told the kids that China leases pandas to many zoos and the zooologists try to impregnate the females to add to the panda population. This is how the next part of the conversation went (but if you're not old enough to be learning about procreation - or if you don't know what that word means, read no further):
Hot Rod: So, do they cut the mommy's belly open and take the baby pandas out?
Me: No, they don't do that for animals if it's not necessary.
Hot Rod: Well, how do they get out then?
Me: *giggle* Well, they come through the mommy's vagina.
Hot Rod: EWWWW GROSS! *Gasp!* I would rather them cut you open and you be cut open for a LOOONG, long, long time than come through your bagina (yes that's how he said it).
Me: *Laugh* Well, that's how God made us to have babies.
Hot Rod: Man! I'm so glad I'm not a girl!
At least he didn't ask where he came from or how they impregnated them, I think I would have waited for his dad to be home before answering that question, lol.
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